The Wuggly Ump

month

August 2011

sesfleurs asked: Clutz. That's so perfect.

i like it when we can take turns feeding each other chocolate cake, and slaying orcs on an rpg. i like walking around outside in our pajamas because we’re lazy bastards. i like wrestling over blankets because once of us has to wake up.

Anonymous asked: Don't get it bigoted, If you're not gonna have it.

Anonymous asked: Don't get it bigoted, If you're not gonna have it.

whoops my guy is not coming over also whoops i am...

“And it all starts when we say no. We can say no. When someone instructs us to...”

– Lesley Kinzel (via friendlyneighborhoodcurmudgeon) (via hickiesandhotpants)

Leah has the sick. strep-throat is not funtimes. But my guy said he would try and come over today and maybe we could dork around and not give a shit together. that would be pretty neat, because I live far away in a forest. so it would be super awesome if I could see him. aaaa. if not, then maybe I will just watch Doctor Who all day. that has not failed me yet.

Anonymous asked: Stop hurting me.
You hurt a lot.

i am sick and everything hurts and i had blood tests and sat in offices and everything is sickness and i still have to work and deal with children. i want to just lie in bed, and have my guy come home and rub my back and tell me things to distract me from being sick. what is wrong with me it is like there is war waging inside my body. i need to pee. the internet needs to know all of these...

Anonymous asked: This is one for the good days,
And I'll have it all here in red blue green.
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this is how I help my friends

Friend: WHAT IF I AM TERRIBLE AT BLOWJOBS? HOW DO I DO IT
Me: It's just like sucking a popsicle.
Me: Except it's a penis.

I get to see the guy tomorrow. But only for two hours. So I feel like I need to cram in as much awesome fun happy times as possible before I leave again. It feels rushed and it makes me frustrated. This is why I never liked any timed minigames with Zelda. why is my life a videogame.

I AM GOING ON A LONG-ASS CAR RIDE TOMORROW

Anyone feel like suggesting some jamming tunes? Any good songs you’ve recently discovered, or love jamming to?

“Why, why, why, why is it that most of the people who are against abortion are...”

– George Carlin in Back in Town on abortion (via kitten-guts) God I love this man. He needs to be undead now. (via starcrossedcunt)