The Wuggly Ump

joshishollywood:

• Reflecting on the first Pokémon movie, what did Giovanni seriously think was going to happen
• Like what was his plan
• Because immediately upon arriving at the scene of the lab Mewtwo just destroyed, he appeals to Mewtwo’s reason by explaining that he views him as an equal and not an experiment
• Then spends an entire montage teaching Mewtwo how to be more powerful
• Then says “Hah fuck you no we’re not equals I’m your master”
• And is then genuinely shocked when Mewtwo does that thing again where he destroys an entire building with his mind
• What was the gameplan Gio
• How did you envision that going down

captaincanadiaa:

borgiabutts:

christian dubstep

in the name of the father
of the father
of the father

the son son son son

……..

and the holy ghost

WUB WUB WHIII WHIII WHIII WURRRRR WUR WUR WURR WUB WUB WIGGY WIGGY WURRRR WUR WUR WURR

oh my god this is my third time getting a crazy infection this year. So now I’m on antibiotics. Again.

mum says it’s due to stress.

CONVENIENTLY I HAVE A SLIDE TEST, ART HISTORY ESSAY, AND PAINTING DUE TOMORROW.

WITH A TEN PAGE ESSAY I NEED TO START. AND HAND IN ON FRIDAY.

ha ha ha life is fun.

And by that I mean completely the opposite.

I got high for the first time last night, and I had been drinking (WHICH WAS PROBABLY A BAD IDEA IN HINDSIGHT, BUT WHATEVER) 

And the process was:

1. Smoke joint
2. Coughing fit
3. Asthma attack
4. hyperventilate
5. panic
6. calm down
7. start crying (I DON’T KNOW WHY)
8. Had a group hug
9. still not really breathing
10. Go get puffer. Finally breathe
11. so happy to be breathing
12. sit down
13. Get dizzy
14. Like, really dizzy. Really REALLY dizzy.
15. Vomit into garbage can
16. Get put to bed while others order pizza

THE END.