I’m just going to go watch Avatar and pretend that nothing else exists.
uh so. You know that big disturbing murder that happened in Montreal/Ottawa? 1 Lunatic 1 icepick, body parts getting sent through the mail and shit?
Well yeah. I just found out about that. and it’s hella disturbing.
But did I stop there?
No of course not being I am too curious for my own good.
watched some videos that I shouldn’t have.
I am just going to sit in a room.
for a bit.
and just. think about. happy things..
and try not to vomit everywhere.
everyone i know is really sad lately i want to have a pizza party with everyone who is sad and we will just listen to each other and pop balloons and scream into pillows and have a cuddle puddle ok
I was feeling bummed so then I went for a bike ride and now I’m sweaty and overheated and am gonna go sit in the shower for a while.
I feel a bit better? Possibly?
Not really. But at least now my muscles are sore. So at least that’s something.
Sometimes, it’s called fucking and that doesn’t make it any less special.
Sometimes, it’s called making love and that doesn’t make it any less hardcore.
Sometimes, it’s called having sex and that doesn’t make it any less emotional.
Sometimes, it’s called banging and that doesn’t make it any less important.
Sometimes, it’s called getting laid and that doesn’t make it any less loving.
Sometimes, it’s called being together and that doesn’t make it any less intense.
Sometimes, it can be full of orgasms, and moans and have nothing to do with love.
Sometimes, it can be full of ‘I love you’s and soft kisses and have no orgasms at all.
Sometimes, it can be beautiful, and vanilla and be the best time of your life.
Sometimes, it can be kinky and weird and you can feel the most safe than you’ve ever felt.
Sometimes, it can be everything you wanted it to be, and you won’t orgasm.
Sometimes, it can be nothing you wanted it to be, and you will orgasm.
It’s called whatever the fuck you want to call it, and nobody can dictate what kind of experience it is or should be for you except for yourself.
Trees talk to each other at night.
All fish are named either Lorna or Jack.
Before your eyeballs fall out from watching too much TV, they get very loose.
Tiny bears live in drain pipes.
If you are very very quiet you can hear the clouds rub against the sky.
The moon and the sun had a fight a long time ago.
Everyone knows at least one secret language.
When nobody is looking, I can fly.
We are all held together by invisible threads.
Books get lonely too.
Sadness can be eaten.
I will always be there.
there’s a drinking game where you put on the song Roxanne by The Police and split into two teams, and everyone on the first team has to drink when you hear the word ‘Roxanne’ and the second team has to drink when you hear ‘red light’, and i fucking love that because the entire chorus and outro of that song are just those words over and over. that’s such a good idea. i love whoever came up with that. there’s a similar one where you listen to Thunderstruck and get in a circle and the first person starts drinking when you hear ‘thunder’ at the beginning and has to drink until you hear it again, then the next person does the same, and it keeps going around the circle every time you hear the word ‘thunder’ or ‘thunderstruck’, and there’s a guitar solo in that song so somebody has to drink for like 30 seconds straight.
I know how I’m getting drunk next!
Oh god I did the Thunderstruck drinking game with my friends the last time I was in Montreal.
And it was just
the best thing.
I highly recommend it.
if slugs were fast it would be very scary
Even in Europe I am having no friends to talk to. A: Time differences. B: They’re.. all too lazy or busy to respond to my messages? I don’t know but it makes me feel like assss.
I know certain people would be all: GEEZE LEAH YOU’RE IN EUROPE BEING FANCY GO MAKE FRIENDS
WELL YOU KNOW WHAT?
I’m just going to go back to playing Mother3 HARRUMPH.