May 2012
April 2012

I ENJOY DEPRIVING PEOPLE OF SLEEP.
But for realsies thanks. <3 thou art fab.

This is what I get to put up with.

When I was born, my mother dropped me in a bucket of smooth jazz.


Hey Patrick, you remember when you said you’d leave me the fuck alone? Yeah I remember that. That was a nice idea.
YEAH MAYBE IT IS BUT WHAT KIND OF CAKE?! IS THE QUESTION. There is more to this surprise that meets the eye.
So for a lovely person’s birthday, I get to stay at their house for the weekend, going to anime north with them, cosplaying with them, and then accompanying them to an after-prom.
and then on their birthday the day after, I am making such an awesome nerdy and delicious surprise that I just alkfjghsldkfjgh. I can’t spoil the surprise on tumblr because it needs to stay SECRET UNTIL THEN.
hint: it’s not birthday sex.
but I am honestly just the coolest person sometimes.

I like being back home because I get to fall asleep to the wind blowing and coyotes howling
instead of the wild mating call of the flamboyant fratboy.


