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Wed, 22 May 2013 12:00:29 -0400

i-once-had-a-guy-tell-me: I once had a guy (my dad) tell me that I should marry a rich man because...

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:19:31 -0400

I once had a guy (my dad) tell me that I should marry a rich man because I want to be an artist. He said it kinda jokingly but it still hurt.

(submitted by acidic-gumdrops)

I’ve gotten this from both my parents from the day I was 5 and the joke is getting a little old now.

everthinggravy: hypna: Life of Grass by Mathilde...

Tue, 21 May 2013 12:00:41 -0400

everthinggravy:

hypna:

Life of Grass by Mathilde Roussel

Organic sculptures made of soil and wheat grass seeds.

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Mon, 20 May 2013 12:00:51 -0400

kingcheddarxvii: kingcheddarxvii: I’M STUPID AND I’M...

Sun, 19 May 2013 12:00:30 -0400

kingcheddarxvii:

kingcheddarxvii:

I’M STUPID AND I’M PROUD

honest to batman I repeat this to myself every day and I’m really glad I expressed it in comic form so here it is again

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Sat, 18 May 2013 12:00:38 -0400

garfieldminusgarfield: G-G the book - G-G on Facebook - G-G on...

Fri, 17 May 2013 12:00:31 -0400

garfieldminusgarfield:

G-G the book - G-G on Facebook - G-G on Twitter

silly-little-kitten: timetosavetheuniverse: “In 1921, early...

Thu, 16 May 2013 12:00:48 -0400

silly-little-kitten:

timetosavetheuniverse:

“In 1921, early suffragettes often donned a bathing suit and ate pizza in large groups to annoy men…it was a custom at the time.”

This sounds a lot like my social life.

seriously.

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Wed, 15 May 2013 12:00:29 -0400

burissuka: nicewarmbed: peebles teach me how to be you can we...

Tue, 14 May 2013 12:00:34 -0400

burissuka:

nicewarmbed:

peebles teach me how to be you

can we just talk about this for a minute

because seriously i have so much respect for the adventure time team. they’ve made a successful cartoon that isn’t random poop and fart jokes for a solid eleven minutes. sure, adventure time has its immature moments, but then there’s parts like this.

pb’s backed up against the wall in a position that’s way too common in today’s society. you can tell she’s scared and uncomfortable. so what does she do? she beats the shit out of ricardio.

she doesn’t “play nice”, she doesn’t “let him down gently”, she tears off his limbs and stomps on his face. then ricardio tries to play the nice guy card and she has none of it. it’s refreshing to see something aimed at children that doesn’t state that girls need to be polite and sweet and stand by while someone makes them uncomfortable.

basically, i love this show and i love how it teaches girls something that’ll actually come in handy some day. god fucking bless.

tocahontas: mosshut: just a friendly reminder that for over a...

Mon, 13 May 2013 12:00:40 -0400

tocahontas:

mosshut:

just a friendly reminder that for over a hundred years, pit bulls used to be referred to as “the nanny dog” and their main job was as babysitters.

in temperance tests (the equivalent of how many times your kid can poke your dog in the eye before it bites him) of all breeds the most tolerant was the golden retriever. the second most tolerant was the pit bull. temperament evaluations by the american temperament test society give american pit bull terriers a very high passing rate of 82.6%, while the average passing rate for the other 121 dog breeds tested was only 77%.

pit bulls are not naturally human aggressive. in fact pit bull puppies prefer human company to their mother’s two weeks before all other dogs.

no spayed/neutered, indoor pit bull has ever killed a person.

contrary to the popular myth, pit bulls DO NOT have locking jaws.

approximately 6000 pit bulls are put to death every day, by far the highest number of any breed euthanized.

Punish the deed, not the breed.

kingcheddarxvii: Part of being an artist is dealing with the fact that there will always be young...

Sun, 12 May 2013 12:00:43 -0400

kingcheddarxvii:

Part of being an artist is dealing with the fact that there will always be young people who are really frickin good

Do you think Hayao Miyazaki looks at a 60-year-old’s art and gets depressed because they’re so much better at art than he was at that age

malformalady: Living Stones(Dinteranthus vanzylii). Living...

Sat, 11 May 2013 12:00:38 -0400

malformalady:

Living Stones(Dinteranthus vanzylii). Living stones are unusual succulents that have evolved to resemble the pebbles and rocks that litter their native habitats through southern Africa. Structurally, living stones are comprised of two fused leaves above ground that connect to an underground stem with a long root. The leaves are extremely thick and the degree of fusion depends on the species

Photo credit: © Etwin Aslander

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Fri, 10 May 2013 12:00:23 -0400

cut-up-and-half-dead: It’s actually so true

Fri, 10 May 2013 07:40:45 -0400

cut-up-and-half-dead:

It’s actually so true

pleatedjeans: Depression Part 2 by Hyperbole and a Half is the...

Thu, 09 May 2013 17:05:41 -0400

pleatedjeans:

Depression Part 2 by Hyperbole and a Half is the most important thing you’ll read all day.

aim-high-time-flies: rydiahighwind: Here are some extremely...

Thu, 09 May 2013 12:00:31 -0400

aim-high-time-flies:

rydiahighwind:

Here are some extremely useful pose guides made by Aomori over on deviantArt.

This is mostly just a reference for myself because I just lost these and couldn’t remember where to find them, so I’m not going to bother tagging. But I thought some of my followers could also possibly use these too.

Reference.

Why are wolves always the bad guys? Everyone hates him and he...

Wed, 08 May 2013 12:00:37 -0400

Why are wolves always the bad guys? Everyone hates him and he gets killed at the end. That’s why I hate being a wolf. I see…but…your mother loves wolves. Even if everyone else hates them, your mother is their friends, even if just by herself.

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Tue, 07 May 2013 12:00:48 -0400

theskepticdervish: poesdaughter: pastelmorgue: IT’S...

Mon, 06 May 2013 12:00:38 -0400

theskepticdervish:

poesdaughter:

pastelmorgue:

IT’S BACK

OMFG

laughing out loud

omigeeze