The Wuggly Ump

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So as soon as my bird saw I was eating cereal, he flew over and perched on my bowl.

And he dips his face in my cereal, takes a single bite out of each corn pop, and then drops it back in the bowl.

Why are my animals so obnoxious.

Bird, I am just trying to eat breakfast okay.

Go eat your own breakfast.

#Bird #Parrot #Honestly. #HONESTLY #I GAVE YOU BREAKFAST #And you didn't eat it #but then you will eat my breakfast #okay that's fine #assbutt.

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