The Wuggly Ump

birdsbirds:

buduardodaily:

buddy’s SUPER territorial about the paper bag that i so lovingly and generously gave to him for no other reason than i thought he might like it.

also he’s super territorial about the rest of his things. and things that aren’t his. and things that look like things that are his. and things that bear absolutely no resemblance to things that are his.

basically he’s just a dick.

Yep. Sounds like a bird.

(Source: galah, via sirbutts)

So as soon as my bird saw I was eating cereal, he flew over and perched on my bowl.

And he dips his face in my cereal, takes a single bite out of each corn pop, and then drops it back in the bowl.

Why are my animals so obnoxious.

Bird, I am just trying to eat breakfast okay. 

Go eat your own breakfast.

Imagine a flamboyant toddler that could live forty years.

Just. IMAGINE THAT.

king-in-yellow:

atu929:

鳥って口にいれたくなるよね…なんでだろうね…

wuggly-ump:

Hey, did you want more stupid pictures of me and my bird?

Well you’re getting them anyways.

I’m back home this weekend and Sid is pleased.

Man, do all bird owners eventually end up trying to nom their birds? Or at least stick their heads inside their mouths? That’s what they’re forrrrr

^  Yes.

Hey, did you want more stupid pictures of me and my bird?

Well you’re getting them anyways.

I’m back home this weekend and Sid is pleased.

(Source: elsielazlo, via wonderbecky)